Astro Findings
The One Where No One’s Ready: Ross has an important night but no one else is ready to go. Joey and Chandler fight about chairs and clothes. Joey spills humus on Phoebe’s dress. Monica hears an old message from Richard and thinks that it might be new; she leaves him a message which she then tries to erase, but just makes it worse. Rachel can’t decide what to wear; Ross gets angry and Rachel decides not to go… unless he drinks the fat.
The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel: Joey appears in an infomercial for the Milk Master 2000. Phoebe forgets to tell Joey about an audition… but makes it up to him by calling the casting director and pretending to be an agent; Joey asks her to represent him full time. Ross has a hard time accepting that his son plays with a Barbie doll; he tries to get him interested in more masculine toys. Chandler is scared of the “tunnel” of commitment until Joey convinces him to face his fears… but then Chandler overdoes it and scares Janice away for a while. Monica and Rachel welcome Chandler to “their side of the tunnel” and console him with ice-cream.
The One With The Giant Poking Device: Phoebe avoids going to the dentist because whenever she goes, someone dies. Joey tells Chandler about Janice kissing her husband, and Chandler confronts her. She must chose between the two men she loves; it looks like she might choose Chandler, but he decides he can’t be responsible for breaking up her marriage. Ross has an emergency at the museum, so Rachel takes care of Ben; Monica bangs Ben’s head. Ugly Naked Guy has a new hammock, and looks awfully still; the gang fashions a very long poking device out of chopsticks so they can make sure he’s not dead. Gunther continues to brood over Rachel.
The One Where Rachel Quits: Gunther re-trains Rachel on how to be a waitress; she realizes it’s time to quit working at the coffee shop. Ross accidentally breaks a little girl’s leg, and ends up selling Brown Bird Cookies for her so she can go to Space Camp. Monica’s childhood cookie habit returns. Joey gets a job at a Christmas tree lot. Phoebe tries to come to terms with the cruelty of having a Christmas tree.
The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break: Phoebe dates a diplomat who doesn’t speak english; she convinces Monica to double with them so the translator will have a date. Chandler and Joey gawk at the Xerox girl, who invites them both to a dance club. Ross interrupts Rachel’s late night emergency at the office, leading to a fight; Rachel wants to take a break. Ross goes to the club and ends up kissing the Xerox girl.
The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Rachel gives Chandler a hypnosis tape to help him quit smoking; however, the tape was designed for women–and it works all too well. Phoebe’s brother, Frank, announces that he’s getting married–to his home economics teacher, who is much older; Phoebe tries to break it up and enlists help from Ross and Joey. Monica gets asked out by a customer at the diner, who turns out to be a millionaire; they go out for pizza… in Italy.
The One With a Chick. And a Duck.: The diner where Monica works puts their staff on roller-skates; Monica crashes into Rachel while skating; Rachel’s injuries are worse than first believed. Pete buys a restaurant and offers Monica a job as head chef; she’s unsure whether to take it, since she still isn’t attracted to Pete. Pete makes up a story about another woman so Monica will think he’s over her; Phoebe sees right through it but promises not to tell Monica. Joey buys a pet chick for Chandler, but caring for it becomes a source of conflict. Ross has a chance to be on TV as part of a panel of Paleontologists, but gives it up to take Rachel to the hospital. Monica and Pete are about to stop seeing each other, but then they kiss… and Monica finally feels it.
The One With The Screamer: Phoebe waits on hold so she can have her phone repaired before the warranty expires. The gang goes to Joey’s play on opening night. Rachel dates Tommy, who seems pretty nice… except when he starts screaming at people; however, only Ross witnesses this behavior and can’t convince anyone else. Joey’s play gets bad reviews, prompting the director to break up with Kate; Joey and Kate spend the night talking and falling in love. Kate gets a job offer in L.A. and decides to leave.
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